Matthew T Litchfield Sr

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An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini, Italy, went to the local church for confession.
When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man said: ‘Father …. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our neighbourhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from the Nazis.  So I hid [...]

Finkelstein and Jesus      Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when he decided that he really needed a new robe.
After looking around for a while, he saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor….
So, he went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for him. A few days later, when the robe [...]

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This pretty much says it all…
The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775 – they've had 234 years to get it right; it is broke, and even though heavily subsidized, it can't compete with private sector FedEx and UPS services. The U.S.
Postal Service will lose over $7 BILLION this year and will require [...]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4VMntSUskg
Long, but worth it!

"Cash for Clunkers"

    MOUSE CALIBRATION

 

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You should actually do this every year.  Even more often if you spend a lot of time on the computer. This is recommended by Kim Komando (the computer guru) in one of her recent emails.

I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was!Â
To re-calibrate your mouse, click [...]

1. Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
2. Use your MasterCard to pay your Visa and vice-versa.
3. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
4. When someone says “have a nice day”, tell them you have other plans.
5. Make a list [...]